That was also, alas, where me and Rocksmith 2014 bumped heads. This is a report on what happens when you give a witless n00b with fingers of pudding like me a copy of Rocksmith 2014 to see if he can learn guitar. For reasons that'll become quickly apparent, I'm not well-equipped to provide a thorough review. ![]() It's an experience so epic and all-consuming that someone decides to fire the thrusters and drop us into the atmosphere so we can all burn across the sky while I play, and then the citizens of Earth cut my face into the moon as a testament to how amazing I am at guitar. Everyone stands, transfixed, as I change the way they think about the guitar. And pick a string.Īn hour later everyone gets back from lunch to find me stood, hunched over in a trance-like state, dripping with sweat, squalling out something that sounds like the result of Jimi Hendrix joining Explosions in the Sky. ![]() And, because making sure all the release dates are in order for hidden object puzzle games gets tedious sometimes, I just. I have this daydream in which I'm sat in the SPOnG Orbital Platform on my own one day and someone's left a guitar lying around.
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